Rant about Element Valkyrie

chaos general

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Now watch as i attempt to write a poem about Element Valkyrie:

They gave us the elements
of Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire
And then they gave us the minions
One being the subtle Valkire (spelled wrong for rhyme's sake)

Benefiting from Fire and Water
And a fairy type, Light too
But how easy is it to pull off
An effect in a deck that has none of those attributes to use?

For in this game of YuGiOh
Fairies dont come with fire
And they certainly arent aquatic
In order to help Element Valkire

Oh sure, you say, theres This Guy and That Guy
But Aitsu and Koitsu are weak
And the Agents cant stand them
And their spandex makes them look like freaks!

So I ask you one thing:
Why give us a fairy and chop off its wings?
The Valkyrie has no power as a fairy themed fighter
Because Mudoras are Earth, and definatly not water

Mars has no Fire
Saturn has only Light
And Shinato and Joan
Join Saturn in that fight

Basically, im mad because Element Valkyrie is a fairy that cant be used effectively in fairy decks... And only in Element decks! The other element monsters really dont have the same problem, but still... The game is not broad enough - Most fairies are Light, most fiends are Dark, most warriors are Earth, and most dinosaurs --- oh wait, we have no dinosaurs...

Yeah, the game is definatly not broad enough.
 
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